Curry, curry
Curry curry curry
Curry, curry
Curry curry curry.

When you're feeling low and glum
Put tandoori in your tum.
Had some yesterday,
Now I'm feeling bright and gay.

Hotter than a hot thing,
Longer than a piece of string,
Nan like a duvet,
Saw one in a movie.

For a laugh
Eat it in the bath.
Get chili on your willy,
You would feel very silly.

Victor